The yoga instructor proves she’s hip
By claiming she’s Zen as fuck
Before instructing the paying pupils
To sit in the lotus position

They laugh and take heed
Princesses and princes
Amateur Buddha’s seeking
Soulful simplicity

But the yoga instructor
Is a professional
She won’t tell the paying pupils
To retreat to solitude

And in individual longevity
Intentionally live without group think
To truly be Zen as fuck
By finding themselves